You know we love a good follow-up here at The Strudwick File, and we’ve certainly got one for you today. Last week, we took you through the gradual destruction of Megyn’s autumnal decorations at the hands – ahem, paws – of our pal Strudwick. You can get caught up here.
After Strud went to town snacking on all the small- to medium-sized gourds dotting the yard, Megyn decided to go back to basics with a simpler – and less scrumptious – display of corn-less corn stalks and mums (check out the before and after above). She did, however, decide to leave the massive pumpkins on her front porch because Strudwick was steering clear of them… emphasis on the word ‘was.’
Just hours after the decor was pared down, Strudwick decided to make the most of what was left:
“Abby caught him in the act,” Megyn shared. “She caught him red-pawed you might say.”
So now we know that Strudwick wasn’t scared off by the larger pumpkins, he was just saving them for later. That was further evidenced by what happened next:
“There is no stopping him,” Megyn said. “No squash is too intimidating!”
But there was still hope:
“The other side stands,” Megyn said. “For now.”
That hope proved to be fleeting because the remaining gourds fell one by one:
“Two more bite the dust,” Megyn shared. “F@$&!”
We can now report there are officially no more pumpkins on the property for Strudwick to snack on, so that *should* conclude this year’s fall foliage saga. Knowing Strud, however, we won’t hold our breath.
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