The Strudwick File: Strud Goes Bananas, Part III

What’s that they say about patterns – twice is a coincidence and thrice is a trend? Well, ladies and gentlemen, we have officially hit the ‘trend’ phase of Strudwick’s banana thievery.

As you may recall, he consumed an entire bunch back in January (stickers and all) and then promptly threw them up. Last month, he ate another large quantity while also chowing down a tub of peanut butter (plastic jar and all). Because Strud is, well, Strud, he somehow came through that unscathed.

This week, Doug caught our banana bandit red-pawed. “Yes, we have no bananas… again,” Megyn said. And as you can see from the photos below, there was “shrapnel everywhere.”

It is hard to say exactly how many of the tropical treat Strud downed this time (though credit to him for leaving at least some of the peels behind), but Doug guesstimated this way:

“It was at least two. Or three.
No more than four.
Or five.”

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